Custom document for locals club at local bar and restaurant

Resident Non-Migratory
Parrotdise Waterfront Guild
Captain Sir Jeff Umla Hero of the Dutch wars,
Master mariner and Famous Navigator, Captor of the Dutch Galleons
Standvastigheid and Heerlige Nacht. Who in his Fabled ships
Revenges and Golden Bough along with
Lady Dianne Umla has pursued many capital voyages
to The Florida Keys and Cuber, who has fought and vanquished the foes of His Sovereign Majesty with great capture of Rich Treasures and Vast Booty, has berths for Good men and Crue on thier new ship Parrotdise a 36 gun East Indiaman of Great Power and Speed, fitted out and victulled with attention to the Comfort and Care of officers and men.
Those seamen who have the good Fortune to sail under
Captain Umla & Lady Dianne
on their previous voyages have shared
Prize Money as much as £200 each man.
Sailing under Letters of Marque issued by the
Island Governor Keb III (God Bless Him!).
Captain Umla & Lady Dianne will seek out the enemies of
His Majesty in the Ocean Of The Florida Keys, to their confusion and destruction and the Winning of Rich Prize of which one half to be shared by officers
And Crue!
All Good Seamen seeking pleasure and fortune will be heartily welcome to take a pot of ale with Captain Umla & Lady Dianne
at the Parrotdise Waterfront Bar & Grille near
the South Pine Channel Bridge on the Key of Little Torch Ye are granted all Booty & Privilege of the Resident Non-Migratory Guild
| Guild Member Guild Member Guild Member Nr Twenty Eight |
Island Governor Sir Keb III March 15, 1688 |