Know Ye, that reposing special trust and confidence in the patriotism, valor, fidelity and abilities of , I do appoint him a Vampire Hunter in the name of the Americas as such from this date forward. This Officer will therefore carefully and diligently discharge the duties of Vampire Hunter to which appointed, by doing and performing all manner of things thereunto sever or otherwise incapacitate the head and slay as many of these unfortunate creatures as your strength will allow. This commission shall include all supernatural beings including Vampires, Daemons, Werewolf, Zombies, Spirits, the Undead and not to exclude any evil or malicious paranormal beings that attempt to wreak havoc in this great nation.
And I do strictly charge and require those Officers and other personnel of lesser rank to render such obedience as is due an officer of this grade and position. And this Officer is to observe and follow such orders and directives, from time to time, as may be given by me, or the future President of the United States of America, or other Superior Officers acting in accordance with the laws of the United States of America.
This commission is to continue in force during the pleasure of the President of the United States of America for the time being, under the provisions of those Public Laws relating to Officers of the Armed Forces of the United States of America and the component thereof in which this appointment is made.
Done at the City of Washington, this fourteenth day of April in the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and sixty five and the eighty ninth year of the Independence of the United States of America
By the President : A Lincoln
